I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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