i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
where does the pee come out of this thing
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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