How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
