im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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