Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Randomize