any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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