Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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