i don't like sucking hair
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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