I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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