Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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