No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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