Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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