Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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