He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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