I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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