You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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