If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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