They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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