I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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