i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Randomize
