I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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