My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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