Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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