i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
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