I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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