I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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