He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
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