You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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