My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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