I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
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