So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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