I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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