Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
