Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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