i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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