watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
My vagina is very pro this idea
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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