Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I'm sobbing to NWA
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Will exercising make me less horny?
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