So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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