Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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