on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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