oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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