I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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