I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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