I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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