I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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