I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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