So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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