If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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