My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Is it because I queefed?
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Randomize
