Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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