Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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