She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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