Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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