Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Randomize
